little34
Save the wild animals!!
Member since 3/07 4835 total posts
Wedding Date:
10/31/2009 5:30 PM
Wed. Location:
Trumpets at the Gate
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cute
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are Married....If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of Humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
Solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 Cuckoos
=MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... He didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo Clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed Three times, then said "oh ****." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its Throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, And then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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