haha lol!

Funny of the Day stolen from the Newlywed Board....

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Good Husband!!


Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after
attending a company party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack has to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to
them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirin, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror.

Then he notice s a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling!
Love, Wendy."

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"Son... what h appened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everyt hing in such perfect order and so clean?
I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replied, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,


"Leave me alone; I'm married!"


Broken Coffee Table $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirin $.38
Saying the right thing at the right time. PRICELESS!!!

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that was great!

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